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[phthalombrage]

Lauren fears my skills.

BloodFlower0017: fingernails
monoxyde d azote: that one guy in india or something
monoxyde d azote: buddha?
monoxyde d azote: no
monoxyde d azote: the one with thqe really long fingernails
monoxyde d azote: in the guinness book of world records
monoxyde d azote: guinness suffix: -est
monoxyde d azote: also -unk
monoxyde d azote: as in drunk?
BloodFlower0017: sharpest munk
monoxyde d azote: get crunk
monoxyde d azote: and the titanic sorry jack yo ship got sunk
BloodFlower0017 is away at 8:05:57 PM.
monoxyde d azote: yeah I'd go away too

also... what's with everyone inviting me to stuff recently?
Haven't they seen the chart?
I don't care. I guess I'm heeding Awika's advice. Later in the week I get to see Rent and hang out with a girl with marshmallow soft ankles. Who ironically hates marshmallows.
A pile of bodies, warm under wet blankets, suspended above the grass, watching the stars shoot by in the sky. Amazing.

I left some macaroni baking in the toaster oven for seven hours. I forgot about it and went to sleep. I woke up to the smell of smoke and the sound of my mom's scolding.
Black macaroni doesn't mean I want to burn the house down. It means I lack common sense.

My grandmother left the most hilarious message ever on the answering machine: I'm going to watch a long movie about the end of the world, so don't call me until after four. Then when my mother did call her, she said that my dad "got in a car accident because he doesn't go to church." My dad replied (to my mother), "Well, you DO go to church and you got a speeding ticket. Your God is evil."

Okay, I'm supposed to be doing my reading journals right now.
The world has raised its whip; where will it descend?
My author is pretty cool. Not only is she an amazing writer, but she also named her main characters Clarissa and Septimus.
I'm saved by a silent H. Otherwise I'd be just like Ronald W. Reagan, a.k.a. Lucifer.

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[cantalopesunite.livejournal.com]

So I was supposed to be reading my book for a book review, but -naturally- I was goofing around on the internet. Then all of the sudden- WAIT!- was that Nicole's live journal? Is it possible that Nicole has a live journal? After reading this post, I realized it had to be, since Nicole would be the only one (aside from melody and myself) to refer to someone as "a girl with marshmallow soft ankles". THUS I have added you, my friend, and with that, I'm off to procrastinate. :)