phthalombrage: (Default)
[personal profile] phthalombrage
Lauren fears my skills.

BloodFlower0017: fingernails
monoxyde d azote: that one guy in india or something
monoxyde d azote: buddha?
monoxyde d azote: no
monoxyde d azote: the one with thqe really long fingernails
monoxyde d azote: in the guinness book of world records
monoxyde d azote: guinness suffix: -est
monoxyde d azote: also -unk
monoxyde d azote: as in drunk?
BloodFlower0017: sharpest munk
monoxyde d azote: get crunk
monoxyde d azote: and the titanic sorry jack yo ship got sunk
BloodFlower0017 is away at 8:05:57 PM.
monoxyde d azote: yeah I'd go away too

also... what's with everyone inviting me to stuff recently?
Haven't they seen the chart?
I don't care. I guess I'm heeding Awika's advice. Later in the week I get to see Rent and hang out with a girl with marshmallow soft ankles. Who ironically hates marshmallows.
A pile of bodies, warm under wet blankets, suspended above the grass, watching the stars shoot by in the sky. Amazing.

I left some macaroni baking in the toaster oven for seven hours. I forgot about it and went to sleep. I woke up to the smell of smoke and the sound of my mom's scolding.
Black macaroni doesn't mean I want to burn the house down. It means I lack common sense.

My grandmother left the most hilarious message ever on the answering machine: I'm going to watch a long movie about the end of the world, so don't call me until after four. Then when my mother did call her, she said that my dad "got in a car accident because he doesn't go to church." My dad replied (to my mother), "Well, you DO go to church and you got a speeding ticket. Your God is evil."

Okay, I'm supposed to be doing my reading journals right now.
The world has raised its whip; where will it descend?
My author is pretty cool. Not only is she an amazing writer, but she also named her main characters Clarissa and Septimus.
I'm saved by a silent H. Otherwise I'd be just like Ronald W. Reagan, a.k.a. Lucifer.
This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

Profile

phthalombrage: (Default)
phthalombrage

July 2016

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
171819 20 212223
24252627282930
31      

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Feb. 26th, 2026 09:35 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios