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Jul. 22nd, 2008 09:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phthalombrageTo my helpful roommates:
When your roommate comes home not drunk and puking and leaves her keys in a public area (presumably it was the bathroom) and never went into the kitchen, if you stick her keys to the fridge with a magnet, she will waste forty-five minutes looking for them in her room and in the bathroom, crawl out the tiny window to the porch where her bike is (throwing up off the side of a bike is great, btw) because the one of you who has porch door access is still in her room asleep with the door closed, probably hung over, and thus miss the first hour of work while she is still feeling kinda crappy and shaky and getting by thanks to medicine, only finding the key after she calls in to work to explain the situation and wanders further around the apartment.
I know I only went in certain rooms last night.
You could have at least left a note saying where you put them. Or told me.
Thanks, guys!
When your roommate comes home not drunk and puking and leaves her keys in a public area (presumably it was the bathroom) and never went into the kitchen, if you stick her keys to the fridge with a magnet, she will waste forty-five minutes looking for them in her room and in the bathroom, crawl out the tiny window to the porch where her bike is (throwing up off the side of a bike is great, btw) because the one of you who has porch door access is still in her room asleep with the door closed, probably hung over, and thus miss the first hour of work while she is still feeling kinda crappy and shaky and getting by thanks to medicine, only finding the key after she calls in to work to explain the situation and wanders further around the apartment.
I know I only went in certain rooms last night.
You could have at least left a note saying where you put them. Or told me.
Thanks, guys!
