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[phthalombrage]

My life is mostly fun.

I showered and put in earrings again today. I also wore a skirt. Granted, I was planning to visit sorority roommates.

I bought a keychain and a pencil sharpener. The keychain has as many LEDs as I have keys, so it is not yet a bomb.

My new home smells like aged wood and dust. It smells awesome. I am on pins and needles waiting for something to go horribly wrong. The fireplace seems like the best place for this.

Now to obtain more storage space. The communal closet is full of stuff, but not coats.

Someday soon I'm going to go to the sketchy typewriter repair shop in Oakland with the Rolls and the Jag parked out front to see what's wrong with my underline key. And possibly get axed.

Somebody's dad was zealous. And racist. So I didn't end up leaving my last day of work until later than I expected. But the kid's apparently in musical theatre and his dad has trouble talking to him. And was not at home because of a dance class. And is coming to CMU. Gay Chris, meet Gay Andrew?

Also, ice cream and I have a kind of sad relationship. It makes me feel kind of bad, because ice cream is supposed to be a happy food. I apologize to those of you who have good experiences with ice cream. And families who love you.

Comments

[demarko (from livejournal.com)]

DID ICE CREAM KILL YOUR FATHER?!!?!

[demarko (from livejournal.com)]

no offense of course if ice cream indeed killed your father

or for that matter, a gangsta named Ice Cream

[phthalombrage]

Actually she was a prostitute...

[demarko (from livejournal.com)]

that gives a whole new meaning to Ice Cream "with toppings"

[litebrite3e8.livejournal.com]

So I know the media wants us to think ice cream is a happy food eaten by perfect families with 1.8 children living behind white picket fences in suburbia but in my mind ice cream is an angsty food not a happy one. I didn't really even have it growing up and I didn't do family stuff involving it, I have ice cream when I'm angsting about something. Stress in general makes my relationship with food very bad, it makes me want lots of calories all the time and ultimately a lot of foods that will make me sick.