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[phthalombrage]

Instead of going out and seeing people, I sit in my room reading and adding inches to the great scrolling travesty that is my livejournal.
There are better things that I could be reading. I should get some French plays or something.
I should be eating. I become less and less proficient at using my meal plan. I should go feed the Cluster, if I have balls enough to disturb them.
Balls. Last night I dressed as Mary Poppins and made some of the worst puns and innuendo ever. And was quite violent with Rigel's umbrella (third in her collection. She is an excellent source of costume props such as pirate earrings and black umbrellae). I can't decide what to think of it. My costume wasn't conducive to dancing, so I observed. I do it well. I picked out three creepers, pointed them out to Agent rrichard with discreet toe signals, and waited until they left. I suppose it's not fair to call some of them creepers, but ehh. The bishop Knight had left long before, but it wasn't so bad because Rigel saw him eat a cupcake (whoever invented Dozen's Elvis is the next Saint when we get around to it) and Liz had seen him in the cluster that afternoon. As an aside, Dom looks adorable eating cupcakes wearing fingerless gloves. And doing most other things. But mostly eating cupcakes. And probably doing things to Randall Munroe, but that's actually a bad image. (I'm still bothered by nudity and sex and shit. I guess I need to spend more time in KGB? But I like to be bothered by it. I'm not a sexual person, which is why I always feel awkward talking to Tarsis.) As another aside, I don't actually have a crush on Dom. He's just cute and trackable (read: stalkable). But everyone was cute and pretty because they had skirts and dresses and feather-boas to wear. Seriously. Embarrassing photos to surface later on the internet. The President was pretty in crayon as Dannel brought his mother in. I think it suited him. Jared was very much DO NOT WANT, and in retrospect I feel guilty for giving him as hard a time as I did. It was funny that it bothered him so much (also that he was kind of reminding me of Sasha's mom), but he might have started to like it after he put in his boobs and donned the black velvet dress. It baffles me how Quuxum had all of that stuff (and probably more?), kept changing for fun, and preferred to dress up Jared, but whatever. Next year I need to bring up some unitards and other embarrassing shit. Glisson might even be able to fit into my neon clownsuit from Old Bamboo. Chrisamaphone kind of escaped the madness there on the lap of her beloved, but she is really good at dancing with glowsticks. I think I remember her saying she did fencing, and Liz danced, but did Chris? Also I now place Ross as the sole glowstick dancer at the Roselawn party. Msarnoff tagged people and acted similarly to how he had at that party, too. Chris calls soda pop. Edanaher and I simultaneously corrected him, but I muttered it to Rigel and he said it out loud. Zach was right behind Chrisamaphone, Val brought a friend and sat on the corner with her laptop, Carolyn was absent, gwillen was not there so the Diet Coke remained undrunk, Trevor left with Dom to do OS, boriss? and her Brit friend left too, Elise made a brief cameo, Connor was in and out, deux filles dont je ne me souviens pas les noms étaient là (it's more elegant with dont and it hides somewhat the shame of forgetting), Michael-with-the-hat was there, Kartik was there, Laura Abbott was there in a low-cut dress, Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear, as well as others I'm probably forgetting, Auntie Em. Basically, it was a party. There were color-changing eggs to juggle and drop! Tarsis and Mysterious were there late, and grabbed Jared's boobs (after asking) and played with a fake gun (with the safety on!) respectively.
At around 11:30, after a horrible "Someday your lesbian lover will come" on my part (but it was clearly Alan's pfault?), Rigel collected all the glowsticks and we walked painfully together (unbroken in Doc Martens and grandma's old shoes, respectively) to quesadillas.get() (Rigel pronounces this, salsa, and all the Spanish words written on the blackboards in 226A beautifully) and go home. The tennis court lights shut off just as we passed them. We both like Boston accents.
Evidently I have cheered myself up some. It's all so much better when I'm not there anymore. Huttah!

Edit: Ah, cwap. It's Parents' Weekend. I have no friends. So I'm going to sit around all day doing nothing anyway.
Also, fullscreen screenshots are very revealing. Favorites, searchbars, open applications, etc.

Comments

[cantalopesunite.livejournal.com]

You were Mary Poppins?
That's so cool!

It sounds like you had a good time.
Could you share some of your puns or innuendos? I'd like to hear them :)

[cantalopesunite.livejournal.com]

Et je pense que je sais ce à quoi tu fais référence.

[chrsjxn.livejournal.com]

I so don't call "soda" "pop".

I just call them "pop bottles". It sounds better!

PS: I'm not actually stalking you. I just was curious to see if anyone had posted pictures of the halloween party anywhere yet.