phthalombrage | (no subject)

Today was just weird.
I wanted to go to school early but my brother was in the shower for almost an hour.
There was a black blob in the road. Apparently some jerk took out all the mailboxes on my side of the street and ran over our new cat.
Tay helped me study for chem.
WTFCAT? Insulting. I wasn't ready but didn't need to be.
Uh... Then I did nothing in my three nothing classes.
None of the homework I did had been worthwhile for the day. So it was early!
I can't wear my contacts for at least another week.
I want a pirate eyepatch.
Congres sucked too. I get to wear a dress that smells like death and looks like a bad horror movie.
So I tell my boss my cat died and my eye is breached and I can't see and I took the FCAT. He says we have to have these things out the door. Long things for two people. I consequently miss tap. He leaves to pick up his daughter from my tap class and I'm sitting there copying, binding, and stapling documents till past 9:30. I would have been there later, but the typewriter was broken and I couldn't fix it. I wanted to take a nap on the floor.
And an annoying man called at 9:26 office time. I had to talk to him for like 7 minutes.
Then I started singing something in the parking garage and there was some guy in there. DAMN.
And all the lights moved around and I lunged into traffic and ran over curbs and narrowly missed hitting cars and overshot stop signs...
Thank significant religious figures for free time.