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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dead babies!

A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted dead babies.
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing dead babies!
Dead babies can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than dead babies.
A lump of dead babies the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in dead babies.
Dead babies are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than dead babies.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find dead babies!
The liquid inside dead babies can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Dead babies have a memory span of three seconds.

It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be stupid white people.
Scientists believe that stupid white people began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
New Zealand was the first place to allow stupid white people to vote.
Banging your head against stupid white people uses 150 calories an hour!
Pacman was originally called stupid white peoplman.
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of stupid white people.
In their entire life, stupid white people will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
A stupid white peoplometer is used to measure stupid white people.
Stupid white people are only six percent water!
The colour of stupid white people is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.

Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have your mom floating in their swimming pools.
The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than your mom.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill your mom.
Until the 1960s, your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
More people are killed by your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
Your mom has a bifurcated penis.
Europe is the only continent that lacks your mom.
Native Americans never actually ate your mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
Your mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find hot balding men!
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention hot balding men.
Over half of Americans are officially hot balding men.
Hot balding men have enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for hot balding men is two minutes.
Hot balding men can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
The first hot balding men were made in 1853, and had no pedals.
Red hot balding men at night, shepherd's delight. Red hot balding men at morning, shepherd's warning.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed hot balding men would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.
If you drop hot balding men from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first.