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[phthalombrage]

Falling asleep last night I had some ideas that may or may not have been genius:

1. The cold air slowly killing my cartilaginous extremities. Cartilaginous... cartilaginous. My fingers are safe in my pockets. Extremities. The parts in my ribcage are safe.


2. Getting a large entry posted to lj is about as satisfying as taking a big dump.
   My brother's elementary school haiku:

   here is my kitten
   sitting in her litter box
   taking a big dump



3. Wtf? I should really fucking get to sleep, but I can't. *sadface*

Oh yeah, also, I am trying to learn HTML better in C@CM.