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I hope I remember it... I don't have the time to record as much as I want to right now.

Basically, the competition was kind of lame.
Polk county was hamming it up.
Team questions were totally queer, involving crayons and stickers and leis.
We tied for 5th out of 6 in semifinals. They didn't read our real team statement at the banquet.

However, we did manage to see the best of Epcot, Magic Kingdom, MGM and Animal Kingdom, play frisbee, play Kemp, take ridiculous pictures, make a whirlpool, watch Wishes from a hotel balcony, ride the bars in the empty cars of the monorail, steal seven maps from the banquet tables, cringe our way through Stacy's seven must-sees, and listen to Steve-music in a van.

Sean has twitchy foot syndrome, Stefan spoke more than probably ever, Steve is a "hairy bitch", Sophia understood about half the languages we heard around the parks, Kanthi dressed "ghetto Wal-Mart" poolside and I bruised my knee trying to jump over a metal exit gate. Stefan adumbrated a Mr. Wiley algorithm based on Mr. Wiley's assertion that he must have either beer or hockey in a three-day period to survive.

More details later.