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[phthalombrage]

I hope nobody can hear me with my windows rolled up.

inspired by travel:

a cigarette
a ciiiiiiigarette

(thrown outoftheback ofanOntario car)
(thrown outoftheback ofanOntario car)

a cigarette.

It's in the gutter now

smoking to itself

The light turned green but it won't go out yet


more common, however is the

YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE
LET'S NOT USE OUR TURN SIGNALS
SLIDE OVER A FEW LANES AND TURN TURN
WILL BE OUR DELIGHT
TURKISH THAT IS, TOO BAD I AM
LATE LATE LATE
I'M LOST AND DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM
THAT MAILBOX LOOKS FAMILIAR
YOU LIKE NASCAR EH?
GET OFF THE ROAD
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
SUPERIORITY COMPLEX

song.
Someday I'll be famous or die in a car crash.
The latter is more likely.

I hung a plastic icicle from a thermostat today.