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[phthalombrage]

Skull
duggery

I decided I'm happy now.
Yay.

Okay, what?

I like music I never listen to.

Mr. McCracken can distinguish between Coke and Pepsi blindfolded, apparently.
Someday we should put him up to it.
Pepsi is sweeter and Coke has a bitter aftertaste.
I drink neither, so...
And Mexican Coke has cane sugar in it.
Mexican Coke is much better...
heh.
Ils ne fabriquent plus de vraie poudre d'amidon. Mais du talc, à l'américaine! Si je n'avais depuis 1914 ma provision, je serais obligée de m'appliquer sur le visage ce qu'on met sur le derrière des enfants!

(Now I feel energized.)

And Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me was on this morning.

Um, seriously, I'm okay.

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After being aggravated that I only understood about half of that, I just spent the past ten minutes getting an exact translation, à la refdesk et verbix. Does this sound correct?

They don't make any more genuine starch powder. But talcum powder, à la americaine! If I didn't have my stock since 1914, I would be obligated to put on my face that which is put on baby's behinds!

[phthalombrage]

Um... it was from the pièce. Part I memorized that got cut.
Mark: Why must so much of life end up on the cutting-room floor?
Like this song, ha.

Long translation, but I'll have it up by tonight.